"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock
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I love these. The series of “Stop telling women to smile” portraits of women and statements of empowerment by Tatyana Fazlalizadeh. Women are not here to smile and be pretty for you. My name is not baby. How do we get them up in LA? #tatyanafazlalizadeh #stoptellingwomentosmile
Powdered alcohol may be coming to a liquor store near you
Putting a can of beer in a brown paper bag is about to look like child’s play. A new product that’s somehow been approved by US regulators makes booze as discreet as a packet of sugar. It’s called Palcohol, and it transforms a shot of vodka or rum into a pocketable pouch of powder. Tear it open, add some water, mix, and you’ve got hard liquor.
What a time to be alive.
The American government is trying to kill you.
OMG all you people who try to sneek bottles in places your days are over
i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers
Think about how fast he snitched tho
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White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
this post wont die
The truth never dies.
lmao i waasnt reaaaaaaady
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LMAO CHURCH IN THE 90S WAS SO TURNT UP
it gets me hiiiiiiiiiigh up to the skyyyyyyyyy
I’m not even a believer, but I bump this all the time.
Youngins don’t know bout all this
This used to be part of my regular playlist.
I promise the STOMP, the whole STOMP, nothing but the STOMP
My church goes to a skating rink every year on Martin Luther King day… when this comes on? You don’t even know!
This is still my song
*Kirk Franklin voice* it aint ova…. it aint ova….
I live Kirk Franklin she just be so hype I love him and wished they played this in the Catholic Church
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I just howled
I cannot explain the sound I just made. The fucking music killed me
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Yes. Melanin. For. Days.
She’s freaking perfect wtf
I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago.
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours.
fangirl challenge [1/3] actors
Michael B. Jordan - “That’s one of the fun parts of becoming an actor: You can become whoever you want to be.”
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